Pornstar Section

2009-04-22

I’ve been working on a new section of PerveSpace called Pornstar Index. It is exactly what it sounds like it would be: a listing of popular pornstars. Of course, it isn’t merely a list of names, it’s also a collection of free movie and photo galleries. Just click your way to the index and click on any name you see there and you’ll arrive at a listing of galleries which contain movies or pics of that particular star, such as Jenna Haze, Jessica Lynn, and Sasha Grey.

There are only a little over 30 pornstars currently indexed there, buy I’m adding more each day to meet your needs.

New Home for the Mighty Perv

2009-01-13

If you’re an avid fan of PerveSpace.com, you may have noticed that the Mighty Perv was MIA for almost a day, then displayed some unusual errors for part of a day after that. Well, my old web host, ManageMyBox, who frankly has no fucking right to use the world ‘manage’ in their name, had unplugged my server (yes, UNPLUGGED it) due to a complaint from a bandwidth provider. No, they didn’t bother to tell me, so I woke to a find that my various web sites were missing from the mystical ether. Imagine the horror: thousand of pages of free porn had vanished!

After multiple failed attempts to get answers and support from my previous suck-ass host, I contacted the owner of Colo-Cation.com, a really well-respected web host who understands the needs and concerns of adult web sites like PerveSpace. He translated the few vague responses I had received from MMB and told me that it would appear that my old server had been exploited by some fucktard hacker. (The old host made an attempt or two at repairing the compromise, but being that their entire tech support team dropped out of community college after learning how to  press the power button on a web server, they were unable to do much more than plug it back into the internet and say, "here ya go.")

The owner of Colo-Cation handled the data transfer from my old server himself and stayed chatting with me online the entire time, re-assuring me that he would do his best to save my sites. And of course, thanks to him, I lost nothing and my sites now reside on a much more secure server. I’m not a tech guy, so I couldn’t tell you how one host can mirror data from another server somewhere else in the world, especially when my sites weren’t even reachable, but he did it and that’s all that matters. Also, within minutes of beginning the transfer, he discovered a bit of code that had been placed on my old server by those goddamn hackers—which is something an alleged ‘team’ of techs were unable to do at the old, shitty host.

Anyway, if you find yourself in the need of a web hosting service, you know who I suggest.

Merry Fucking XXXmas

2008-12-29

I hope everyone had a wonderful Christmas, Hanukkah, Kwanzaa, or whichever pagan ritual you choose to enjoy in order to keep the global economy afloat. Mine was wonderful; thanks for asking. My wife, who was working away from home for all of December, came home two days before Xmas and it’s goddamn wonderful to have her home again. Aside from slightly decreasing my need for masturbation, it simply feels nice to have her home, safe and sound. I don’t do well as a single parent.

We went to a Xmas party at her cousin’s house and, of course, I drank a wee-bit too much. I don’t drink often, but when the opportunity arises, I do enjoy a good drunk. My wife’s cousin’s wife (that sounds confusing) is a cutie with a nice body. She’s also easily emabarrassed, so it was my pleasure to tell everyone at the party about the dream I had had of her that day while napping on my cozy couch. Not a huge deal; it’s not like a banged her in my dream, but she was laying naked on my couch, watching television with me, my wife, and my son. We were dressed – she was the only nude person. She was also laying upside with her legs on the back of the couch, which, even while dreaming, seemed pretty friggin’ odd to me. As if knowing that a perv like me had dreamt of her naked wasn’t bad enough, I went even further by commenting on how her bush was well-trimmed and that her tits were smaller in my dream than I would normally think they’d be. She wasn’t amused, but everyone else seemed to enjoy the story.

I’ve been seriously slacking in my duties here at PerveSpace.com during the build-up to the holiday season, but I’m trying to get back to it. I’m considering re-building the free porn homepage to make it prettier and include some extra features that I’ve been dreaming up. But let’s face reality, I can dream about adding new gimmicks to PerveSpace all I want – that doesn’t mean it will happen. After all, if dreams came true, I’d be sitting next to my wife’s cousin’s naked wife while watching tv right now instead of posting in a blog that no one ever reads.