PerveSpace Blog

Pornstar Section

Wed, 22 Apr 2009 08:47:00 -0400

I’ve been working on a new section of PerveSpace called Pornstar Index. It is exactly what it sounds like it would be: a listing of popular pornstars. Of course, it isn’t merely a list of names, it’s also a collection of free movie and photo galleries. Just click your way to the index and click on any name you see there and you’ll arrive at a listing of galleries which contain movies or pics of that particular star, such as Jenna Haze, Jessica Lynn, and Sasha Grey.

There are only a little over 30 pornstars currently indexed there, buy I’m adding more each day to meet your needs.

Going Back to School

Fri, 06 Feb 2009 14:10:00 -0500

Well, this perv has decided that it’s time to decide what he wants to do when he grows up. Being that I’m 38 years-old, I’ve had plenty of time to come up with a career—the problem is, there really isn’t much that I want to do. The career field I’ve chosen to pursue is so far removed from reviewing porn that I’m not even going to tell you what it is.

Anyway, armed with my college transcripts and a set of freshly shaved testicles, I went to meet with a counselor at the local university to find out what I need to do to get some more knowledge forced into that mushy void within my skull. What I discovered is that most of the credits I’ve already earned are seemingly worthless to the B.S. program I’m applying to. So, I’m going to have to work my ass off earning prerequisite credits while also studying the main coursework of the program. Oh joy.

Basically, unless an associates degree is all one needs to find gainful employment, it isn’t at all worth getting one prior to working on your baccalaureate degree. Conisder yourself warned.

If you feel like donating to my college fund, I’ll accept cash, credit cards, and blowjobs from your wives and girlfriends.

New Home for the Mighty Perv

Tue, 13 Jan 2009 13:10:00 -0500

If you’re an avid fan of PerveSpace.com, you may have noticed that the Mighty Perv was MIA for almost a day, then displayed some unusual errors for part of a day after that. Well, my old web host, ManageMyBox, who frankly has no fucking right to use the world ‘manage’ in their name, had unplugged my server (yes, UNPLUGGED it) due to a complaint from a bandwidth provider. No, they didn’t bother to tell me, so I woke to a find that my various web sites were missing from the mystical ether. Imagine the horror: thousand of pages of free porn had vanished!

After multiple failed attempts to get answers and support from my previous suck-ass host, I contacted the owner of Colo-Cation.com, a really well-respected web host who understands the needs and concerns of adult web sites like PerveSpace. He translated the few vague responses I had received from MMB and told me that it would appear that my old server had been exploited by some fucktard hacker. (The old host made an attempt or two at repairing the compromise, but being that their entire tech support team dropped out of community college after learning how to press the power button on a web server, they were unable to do much more than plug it back into the internet and say, "here ya go.")

The owner of Colo-Cation handled the data transfer from my old server himself and stayed chatting with me online the entire time, re-assuring me that he would do his best to save my sites. And of course, thanks to him, I lost nothing and my sites now reside on a much more secure server. I’m not a tech guy, so I couldn’t tell you how one host can mirror data from another server somewhere else in the world, especially when my sites weren’t even reachable, but he did it and that’s all that matters. Also, within minutes of beginning the transfer, he discovered a bit of code that had been placed on my old server by those goddamn hackers—which is something an alleged ‘team’ of techs were unable to do at the old, shitty host.

Anyway, if you find yourself in the need of a web hosting service, you know who I suggest.

Merry Fucking XXXmas

Mon, 29 Dec 2008 08:12:00 -0500

I hope everyone had a wonderful Christmas, Hanukkah, Kwanzaa, or whichever pagan ritual you choose to enjoy in order to keep the global economy afloat. Mine was wonderful; thanks for asking. My wife, who was working away from home for all of December, came home two days before Xmas and it's goddamn wonderful to have her home again. Aside from slightly decreasing my need for masturbation, it simply feels nice to have her home, safe and sound. I don't do well as a single parent.

We went to a Xmas party at her cousin’s house and, of course, I drank a wee-bit too much. I don’t drink often, but when the opportunity arises, I do enjoy a good drunk. My wife’s cousin’s wife (that sounds confusing) is a cutie with a nice body. She’s also easily emabarrassed, so it was my pleasure to tell everyone at the party about the dream I had had of her that day while napping on my cozy couch. Not a huge deal; it’s not like a banged her in my dream, but she was laying naked on my couch, watching television with me, my wife, and my son. We were dressed – she was the only nude person. She was also laying upside with her legs on the back of the couch, which, even while dreaming, seemed pretty friggin’ odd to me. As if knowing that a perv like me had dreamt of her naked wasn’t bad enough, I went even further by commenting on how her bush was well-trimmed and that her tits were smaller in my dream than I would normally think they’d be. She wasn’t amused, but everyone else seemed to enjoy the story.

I’ve been seriously slacking in my duties here at PerveSpace.com during the build-up to the holiday season, but I’m trying to get back to it. I’m considering re-building the free porn homepage to make it prettier and include some extra features that I’ve been dreaming up. But let’s face reality, I can dream about adding new gimmicks to PerveSpace all I want – that doesn’t mean it will happen. After all, if dreams came true, I’d be sitting next to my wife’s cousin’s naked wife while watching tv right now instead of posting in a blog that no one ever reads.

Sexy Wife Fucks Another Man

Sun, 09 Nov 2008 17:22:00 -0500

Brandi and Kelly have been married for about 5 years now. They contacted my heroes, the Sharing My Wife crew, via email and were very curious about being set up with a well hung stud to fulfill their wifeswapping fantasy. Brandi told them that she and her generous hubby have a terrific sex life, but that they just wanted to add a little diversity and excitement to it. They picked out a guy named Jack. Brandi raved about how good looking she thought he was and how excited she was to meet him. She was all smiles when Jack came into the room, giggling and everything, as is if she were back in high school. The Sharing My Wife guys knew this was going to be a HOT fuck session for sure. Brandi and Jack took their time with each other, kissing & making out. He slowly undressed this hot wife and went down on her sweet pussy. She was really, really excited when she pulled his thick, veiny cock out of his pants and got a good look at it. It was so thick that when she put it all the way in her mouth, she really had to open up wide. Soon, she got down on the couch and Jack sank his huge member into her sweet little pussy. Brand’s horny hubby watched on and was very intense and into what was happenning. Jack flipped her over and fucked her doggy style, making this happy housewife cum over and over again. Then he shot his huge load of messy cum all over her pretty little face. You are going to love this wife sharing session.

CLICK HERE to watch movie clips of this hot wife sucking cock and getting fucked while her husband watches the hot and heavy action.

Michelle B in Blue Jeans

Fri, 07 Nov 2008 17:36:00 -0500

Where on Earth are goddesses like Michelle Barrett (aka Michelle B) created? Where ever it is, I want to go there. Actually, I know where this busty blonde sexpot is from – England. Yes, that’s right, Michelle is from the same country as swinging international man of mystery, Austin Powers. But Michelle B has much better dental hygiene, and fortunately, she also does not have a hairy chest. Phew!

In THIS PHOTO GALLERY, sexy British pornstar Michelle B gives us a gander at what she looks like in blue jeans and a sweater – and by golly, she’s bloody gorgeous. But if you are like me, and I know you are, you’ll vastly prefer seeing this hottie after she strips out of her clothes and gives us a look at her amazing breasts and perfect ass. I’ve got to say, there’s not a spot on this 25 year-old babe’s body that I wouldn’t put my tongue.

Can you imagine sitting across a restaurant from a woman as sexy as Michelle B? People would assume that my drool is due to my hunger – and they’d be correct; my hunger to strip that babe down nude and give her a very thorough tongue bath before I put my disgusting, filthy cock in every possible orifice of her body. Yeah, I’d get dragged out of that restaurant screaming, "I JUST WANT TO LICK YOUR ASSHOLE, MICHELLE!"

Michelle’s photo gallery can be found HERE, in case you haven’t found the links within the post.

Jizzy Cumsluts

Thu, 06 Nov 2008 17:51:00 -0500

I’ve never been a huge fan of cum. Maybe that’s because I never wanted to get my gooey ejaculate on me. If it gets shot all over whomever was kind enough to give me head or fuck me, well, that’s just fine. She can have it all – I don’t want it. She can lay there and rub it all over her face or tits or whatever. Have at it, baby! Just don’t feel the need to involve me in your little cum play, thank you very much

I have friends who tell me that some of you sick fuckers out there love seeing women make total cumsluts of themselves. You want to see the chick wear your jizz on her face, or even better, gulp it down. OK, I’ll admit that I will instantly fall deeply in love with any babe who swallows my load. That works for me. I’d much rather have her injest the jizz rather than looking pissed off and demanding a towel when I’m done blowing my load in her general direction.

Anyway, if you like to see babes who enjoy getting splattered with spooge, perhaps you enjoy this little gallery I constructed of two excessively hot chicks sucking cock. The blonde gets the brunt of the facial load, and then her pretty brunette girlfriend licks some of it off of her. I hope you like it. Jizz for Two.