Going Back to School

2009-02-06

Well, this perv has decided that it’s time to decide what he wants to do when he grows up. Being that I’m 38 years-old, I’ve had plenty of time to come up with a career—the problem is, there really isn’t much that I want to do. The career field I’ve chosen to pursue is so far removed from reviewing porn that I’m not even going to tell you what it is.

Anyway, armed with my college transcripts and a set of freshly shaved testicles, I went to meet with a counselor at the local university to find out what I need to do to get some more knowledge forced into that mushy void within my skull. What I discovered is that most of the credits I’ve already earned are seemingly worthless to the B.S. program I’m applying to. So, I’m going to have to work my ass off earning prerequisite credits while also studying the main coursework of the program. Oh joy.

Basically, unless an associates degree is all one needs to find gainful employment, it isn’t at all worth getting one prior to working on your baccalaureate degree. Conisder yourself warned.

If you feel like donating to my college fund, I’ll accept cash, credit cards, and blowjobs from your wives and girlfriends.