Merry Fucking XXXmas

2008-12-29

I hope everyone had a wonderful Christmas, Hanukkah, Kwanzaa, or whichever pagan ritual you choose to enjoy in order to keep the global economy afloat. Mine was wonderful; thanks for asking. My wife, who was working away from home for all of December, came home two days before Xmas and it’s goddamn wonderful to have her home again. Aside from slightly decreasing my need for masturbation, it simply feels nice to have her home, safe and sound. I don’t do well as a single parent.

We went to a Xmas party at her cousin’s house and, of course, I drank a wee-bit too much. I don’t drink often, but when the opportunity arises, I do enjoy a good drunk. My wife’s cousin’s wife (that sounds confusing) is a cutie with a nice body. She’s also easily emabarrassed, so it was my pleasure to tell everyone at the party about the dream I had had of her that day while napping on my cozy couch. Not a huge deal; it’s not like a banged her in my dream, but she was laying naked on my couch, watching television with me, my wife, and my son. We were dressed – she was the only nude person. She was also laying upside with her legs on the back of the couch, which, even while dreaming, seemed pretty friggin’ odd to me. As if knowing that a perv like me had dreamt of her naked wasn’t bad enough, I went even further by commenting on how her bush was well-trimmed and that her tits were smaller in my dream than I would normally think they’d be. She wasn’t amused, but everyone else seemed to enjoy the story.

I’ve been seriously slacking in my duties here at PerveSpace.com during the build-up to the holiday season, but I’m trying to get back to it. I’m considering re-building the free porn homepage to make it prettier and include some extra features that I’ve been dreaming up. But let’s face reality, I can dream about adding new gimmicks to PerveSpace all I want – that doesn’t mean it will happen. After all, if dreams came true, I’d be sitting next to my wife’s cousin’s naked wife while watching tv right now instead of posting in a blog that no one ever reads.